Came home, made freezer dinner (clean out the freezer 'cause there's too much crap in there. Often involved deep frying). Ate too many onion rings.
Then we cleared off both counters to try to get rid of the ants. Lucked out and loree found one hauling a crumb home. Watched it crawl down into a hole in the caulk around the kitchen window. Seems they're coming in under the siding. Filled the hole with boric acid.