edit: ok, no, this is just stupid. I need a molex power splitter. I need two, in fact. I know, as an unassailable fact, that I own DOZENS of them. I can't get rid of them. They reproduce in the dark. They're everywhere I look. ... Except now, when I'm looking for them. I can't find any, anywhere.
ok, nevermind. Everything's on pause until I can find the splitters. I might have to go buy some tomorrow. Which is ridiculous.