What should I do for my birthday?
Throw a party, but it's bring your own everything.
Throw a party like normal, with a cover charge to pay for it.
Say I'm throwing a party, mug everybody who shows up and dump the bodies in the Duwamish.
Make you throw me a party instead.
Wait, throw a party a couple months after I have a job again.
Forget it. Throw a halloween party, assuming we still have a house.
Move back to Kansas, buy a mcmansion with the proceeds from selling Nerdvana.