Things everybody should sign up for if available to them: FSA.
Things I would have done if I'd known I didn't have to pay back my FSA expenditures: Gone in and paid for the root canal last wednesday.
Also, I get to have another root canal, on #19. Three or four hundred bucks I don't /really/ have. Can put it on my credit card, but will put it off for a while. Got more narcotics in the meantime.
Also also, I signed the severance agreement.