"Given your lengthy background in web development, I wanted to reach out to you with details on a senior position that may be of great interest to you or maybe you know the perfect person! It meets all of your requirements but ONE! you would have to relocate it is NYC!"
I'm tempted to reply with "It comes with a pony?!?"
Pity there's that whole owning-a-house thing in the way. Not that I'd want to live in NYC...