“And to top it off, I get a speeding ticket on the way home. 70 in a 50. /OUCH/. Can't really contest it, 'cause, you know, I.. I.. I did it. And, probably won't bother trying to get it mitigrated, 'cause, well, what can I say, "I was taking my drunk girlfriend home from a party and I was in a hurry"? No.
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