FedEx Ground has already delivered to the office today.
Unless it's on a different truck that has yet to arrive, I don't think I'll be getting my laptop today.
I has a sadness.
edit: It has arrived! WOOT!
In unrelated news, I started prednisone again this morning. Liquid form, because the pharm didn't have the pills or something. It tastes awful, but not as bad as the pills. 20mg per day for today and tomorrow, then 15, 10, then 5 for a week.