Martin Tithonium (tithonium) wrote,
Martin Tithonium

Here's an idea on how to pick a president.

Keep them awake for two days, then get them drunk, and let them sleep for two hours. Then, sound a loud klaxon, have four guys in suits get them out of bed, rush them down a hallway, into a chair, and make them play a game of Missile Command using a sticky trackball. One life, unlimited ammo. Whoever dies last is the president.

Also, this. Again.
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