Martin Tithonium (tithonium) wrote,
Martin Tithonium

me: "See, that's the difference between O'Reilly and Palin. O'Reilly, I want to chain to a wall and put out a CraigsList ad: One punch, anywhere on the torso..."
loree: *looks up*
me: "... and then hire a lot of security to organize the lines."
L: "Does the cock count as the torso?"
me: "No. Above the belt, below the neck."
L: "So I don't get to punch him in the neck either?"
me: "No. We're going to fight fair.... well, as fair as you can get when he's chained to a wall and half the country is there to kill him."
L: *pouts*
me: "But see, with Palin, it's different. I just want to hold her, and pet her head... and then twist her neck sharply. You know, like a rabbit. Put her out of our misery."
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