"Hi, I'm Marty." *click, bzzt* "Here you go."
"There's a party in room 123, here's your invite." *click, bzzt*
"Yeah, I found them on the internet. They're really comfortable." *click, bzzt* "You can find them here, or you might try REI if they have them in stock."
Meanwhile, I still need to design some calling cards. I've got a small stack of interesting papers from the paper store, and I've got a color laserjet. I do NOT have coreldraw installed anymore, sadly. Anybody have a serial number for version 9 or 10? The copy of 11 I have is an upgrade-only, and I can't find my v9 serial.