But I've decided I don't care. I won't support them, I won't help them, I won't let them involve me in the project in any way. If they want to use my services, they'll talk to the API I'll provide them. I will not write them example code, I will not hold their hands. I'll give them documentation and a host address and they'll behave like a good little consumer of services should.
Now I just need to start writing services.