Martin Tithonium (tithonium) wrote,
Martin Tithonium
tithonium

A king of infinite space - my life in a nutshell

Martian removes Magic Marty-Head Ball from Midgard Shelf.
Martian gazes into the Magic Marty-Head Ball and asks, "Destroy the universe?" Martian then shakes it up.
The Magic Marty-Head Ball responds, "** YES **"
Martian says, "awesome."
Martian gazes into the Magic Marty-Head Ball and asks, "Are you sure?" Martian then shakes it up.
The Magic Marty-Head Ball responds, "** YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER. **"
Martian gazes into the Magic Marty-Head Ball and asks, "You realize that you'll die with it?" Martian then shakes it up.
The Magic Marty-Head Ball responds, "** I DOUBT IT **"
Martian frowns.
GrendelFish asks Papier mache gargoyle, "You don't think Marty should destroy the universe, do you?"
Papier mache gargoyle responds to GrendelFish, "If Martian think the universe is big, he should see the source code."
Martian says to Papier mache gargoyle, "I /have/ seen the source code. I wrote a good portion of it."
Papier mache gargoyle responds to Martian, "You wrote a haiku. But it is not very good. So you won't share it."
Martian says to Papier mache gargoyle, "Deep."
Papier mache gargoyle responds to Martian, "I hope your death involves an over-sized deep fryer."
Martian says to Papier mache gargoyle, "So do I, interestingly."
Papier mache gargoyle responds to Martian, "Which just goes to show you that one person's eternal ignominious torture is another person's fetish art Web page."
GrendelFish laughs out loud.
Martian gazes into the Magic Marty-Head Ball and asks, "Will you be nicer to me than the gargoyle?" Martian then shakes it up.
The Magic Marty-Head Ball responds, "** I DON'T KNOW **"
Martian gazes into the Magic Marty-Head Ball and asks, "Should I feed you to the gargoyle?" Martian then shakes it up.
The Magic Marty-Head Ball responds, "** RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE! **"
Martian says, "I see."
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