I just updated my resume on Monster.com (don't worry, I try to keep it up to date regularly, and just realized that I haven't updated it in years). It was so old that.. a) it had no record of my work in CSS /or/ Plogs at Amazon, much less that I left and was at PopCap. b) it had a target salary listed of $75,000. I've now updated it to reflect that I know Ruby (I only put 'Intermediate', 'cause I'm still looking up the names of functions that are different from perl once in a while), that I did other stuff at amazon, that I'm at popcap now, and that my minimum target salary is $100k.
And they keep trying to get me to consolidate my student loans. Which I don't have. Guh.