The mysql backup is dated May 2006. Um. ok, that's.. bad.
Check the other backup server. Oh, October. 2005.
What.. the... fuck.
Where are my backups?
WHERE THE BLEEDING BLUE FUCK ARE MY BACKUPS?!?
I tarred up everything else right before the install, but the mysql stuff was too big, and the daily backups wouldn't have lost anything that really mattered anyway, so I left it to those.
Ok, I'm just gonna go and kill myself now.
I mean, holy fuck guys, that's BEFORE FUCKING SIXMORE EXISTED.
We're not just talking data loss, we're talking IT NEVER EXISTED.