Meanwhile, I booted Vode and Oort, and neither is happy. Gentoo updates have fucked them up. Oort can't find it's network cards, and Vode's bootloader explodes violently.
So, the planned switch to Ubuntu is happening sooner and in less convenient circumstances than planned. Oort is getting Edgy Eft, and Vode is getting Dapper Drake.
Meanwhile, the Media, Moo, and Mysql servers are all offline. Which means most of my websites are offline. So, uh, have fun without me.