As a result, I have more problems than most people.
I crashed a Sony Ericsson T610 within 30 seconds of touching one for the first time.
Today, I received my ebay-bought Nokia 770, and spent the afternoon playing with it.
Time to brick it, 6 hours 10 minutes. While waiting outside the drugstore, I turned it on (having turned it off, rather than put it to sleep, while picking up the dog), and it went into a loop of booting partially and then rebooting.
This is a new record for me.
So, I've now reflashed it, and will have to go thru and reinstall everything. again. and set everything up. again. le sigh.