To my left, a can of diet dr pepper, an am empty bottle of russian vodka (Русский Стандарт Platinum). I didn't drink the vodka, but I'm claiming the bottle 'cause it looks cool.
On the table to my left, my ipod, set to shuffle the 'Rated 4+' playlist. Connected to that, my MDR-V600 headphones, on my head.
On my lap, Dobropan (work-owned black macbook).
Variously in my hand or on the chair to my right, Ruby in a Nutshell.
Also, having just tried the oreos... they're not that great.