First off, they understand me:
"I need a giant/dwarf binary where the dwarf has an interesting name."
"You're naming a computer system, aren't you?"
Second, I can make a single random call on a sunday afternoon and get back a list of dwarf and giant/dwarf binary stars that have interesting names within 20 minutes.
Also, some of them help me get need-to-be-named computers cheaper than I otherwise could.
So, I'm posting from my new mac mini, typing this up on my plasma TV. it's very nicely readable. I need a wireless keyboard, tho.. The Happy Hacker 2 doesn't work so well on my lap; my wrists are already complaining.
I shall now go review the list of star names and choose something appropriate.