Martin Tithonium (tithonium) wrote,
Martin Tithonium
tithonium

"AT&T, This is Matt."
"AT&T True USA Savings."
"Yes, sir."
"Bottom line it for me."
"Just make $25 in calls a month and we'll subtract 20% off your AT&T bill."
"Yeah, but 20% off calls to who?"
"To anybody."
"Anybody anybody, or just certain anybodies?"
"Absolutely anybody in the US. It's our best program ever-"
"Well, what about Martians?"
"C-calls to people on Mars?"
"No, no, no. Martians living in the US."
"Oh, sure, to them too."
"Reeeally?"
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