So, I'm curious. How hard is it to get random LJ people (women, men, whatever your taste, presumably) to send you scantily- or un-clad pictures of themselves? Do you just have to make a competition out of it? Make it a contest? Make a web page for it, and require people to sign up in order to vote? Hm. Lechery in the age of the internet is a lot easier, I suspect, than it used to be.
So, come on __ladies__ (gendered group noun), send me your __photos__ (object), and we'll put them up and invite everybody to vote for the __half-dozen__ (number) __easterbunnies__ (noun) of __valentine's day__ (holiday).