* Get some bolts to tie the head/foot pieces of the lower frame together.
* Bolt everything together
* Screw down the retaining brackets (just a bunch of 2x2s that attach to the lower frame to keep the platform from moving around.)
* Cut the melamine to fit (it's 5" too long and 1" too wide)
Then, finish painting the bedroom, move the new bed in, and refill the matress.
So, probably won't be able to sleep on it tomorrow night, but GOD DAMNIT, it'll be done, IF IT KILLS ME.