Just after 8, Pub Golf showed up. 30-50 stupidly-dressed kids, several smoking cigars and not understanding the concept of keeping them outside. I lasted about ten minutes, then had to bail.
I wasn't the only person who felt the need to evac; someone else who seemed like a regular was getting out of there as fast as she could get her check. We commiserated for a bit.
This was the smallest bar tab I've had in AGES. Only paid for nachos and two drinks (the third was free since she forgot to bring it to me for a while). $24 and change. wow.
Now I'm home and bored and wondering if there's anything going on out there in the world.