I woke up and checked my phone. On Facebook, a neighbor was victim blaming, saying we should support the sports fans who set off illegal fireworks, by taking the napping infants and terrified dogs elsewhere. Then on Twitter, Bowie died. Then work, which was actually pretty good. Them found out Firesign had died. Lots of us got drunk and held a wake on Lambda. It's still going. I stopped drinking and went to bed. /Now/ I'm finally drunk. Stupid bodies.
Just to reiterate what I told the moo: Stop. Fucking. Dying. You assholes.