Got moms new machine set up, including working around a problem that the official tech support people couldn't. Went to first event. Was good. Spent a lot of money on booze I didn't originally intend to drink. Shared a lot of it. Had fun. Did not hit on [REDACTED] despite really wanting to. Did not attempt to mediate old grudges. Did attempt to get people to move to Seattle. Was in several photos making funny faces.