For the klondike bar, I need to find a coupon to send so that someone -- who shall remain nameless -- can 'walk around work slapping my own ass and saying, "Who's your Daddy, bitch?" really loudly'...
For a 12" powerbook, pallidbat would use her cat as a fedora for a day.
For a 15" powerbook, eeyorerin would give up bulldozer privileges for a day.
For a 17" powerbook, one person would have the Apple logo tattooed on eir forehead, and another would do "almost anything, with a woman, so long as it wasn't being filmed".
hollyking is very kind: for a 12", he'd help me move. For 15, he'd help me move bodies, and for 17, he'd help me dispose of the evidence from moving the bodies... It might be expensive, but I'll keep it in mind for the day I need it.
For the G5 tower and cinema display, I have a choice between:
* "Vote Nader. *ow* That hurts. OK, not that. I'd TELL people I voted Nader. I might even tell them I did it twice."
* "Yes. Just...yes."
So, I need to start saving up some money here..
Oh, and sorry for the emotional upset there, irgth. I didn't know.