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FYI: headcoverings, the mantilla, and why some female dignitaries opt to wear it when seeing the Pope.
We're going with Matt's guy for the bathroom remodeling, and they're starting work next Weds, but I'm making all the design choices. I'm still waffling on the tile. I want to eventually tile the whole bathroom (prob. myself) and I don't want whatever we do to the shower walls to interfere with whatever I want to do with the rest of the room. I really need an interior designer. I can't afford one though.
Kids are all doing well. I'm taking them all camping this Sunday, just for 2 nights, to give Matt some peace.
My breathing issues are mostly - but not completely - resolved. I've noticed if I don't take my inhalers for more than 24 hours I can feel it. I'm starting to wonder if I've developed some mild form of asthma or something. How annoying.
My breathing greatly affected my ability to work out at the Y for months. I didn't completely stop - except for about 2 weeks when it was at the worst - but I had to cut back a lot. Now I'm building up my endurance again. I've mostly been doing the treadmill, and increasing the time, incline, and speed. For some reason weights affected my breathing even more than cardio, so I did stop that for a while, and need to start again. In any case, it's pretty cool to be able to see my endurance progress.
busyYesterday I was watching one, who had discovered a nice patch of mealy bugs to feast on, munch away, and I wondered if they were brighter than slugs. For comparison, yesterday I was trying to get a slug to eat. It smelled the seaweed, got all excited, and then starting swallowing gravel. The more I thought about it, the more likely the "smarter than slugs" hypothesis seemed. (Other recent amusements have involved watching slugs lay lots of eggs (in masses that look like greenish or orangish ramen noodles) and then eat them, because hey, eggs, seaweed, what's the difference?
Oh, and we've found three cockroaches this week. Which means that even if they are coming in from another apartment, it's far too likely they're getting a local foothold. So we get to work out what methods of roach control are both effective and appropriately environmentally conscious.
I do have a purring sleepy snuggly kitten on my lap, so that's a plus.
* Gah, I must be tired. Using a cannon instead of a trebuchet? Tsk.
Kitten used litterbox.
Traffic didn't completely suck ass.
Pinata was human.
Tithonium is a God.
Fluevogs on monster mega sale...
Waiting for other shoe to drop.
I don't care how hot it is tonight, the heavy comforter goes on the bed.
However, in better news, she pooped and peed in the litterbox all by her lonesome without any prompting whatsoever this morning.
I was getting dressed and she ran in and pooped, then raced off, because apparently pooping makes kittens light enough for max speeds. A minute later, she came in, climbed in the litterbox again and peed.
Woooo!!
Yeah, I know. You're all thrilled for me. (insert straight faced emoticon here)
Look, three whole nights without an accident on the bed. I'm fucking ecstatic. This is the first night in a week I haven't had to wash bedding.
Tonight, dinner with Elmos_friend, possibly Lush. I need a bottle of Flying Fox shower gel.
(Article here.)
At first, I was really surprised about this. I mean, it seems unfair to the beliefs of people who don't want to be exposed to random naked strangers for whatever reason. Is it fundamentally any better than just flashing people?
Then I watched the video.
(YouTube link here.)
Wow. If I hadn't been told in advance, I'd never in a million years have realized that those people were naked, especially sort of casually glancing at it on a tiny back-of-seat airplane screen. It's probably the most innocent, SFW nudity I've ever seen.
Also, the guys have remarkably little nipplage!
What's the weather outside like? Sunny and mild…odd but welcome weather for July.
Anyone falling for you? If someone is, then they’re being very quiet about it.
You falling for anyone? Except for my crush on Catherine Zeta Jones, I’m not really pining for anyone at the moment. I wish that were different, but oh well.
What's the last movie you saw in theaters? Transformers 2 - it’s fun but really dumb.
What's the last movie you saw at home? Get Smart - it was funnier than I expected it to be.
What's the scariest thing that you can think of? Growing old alone.
Oh snap, i forgot to ask what your name is. Scott, but some call me Scotty...
What's the most special day in your life so far? 10/19/1971…on that day, the world was never the same again.
How many kids do you wanna have? Two or three.
What's in your future? Probably more jobs, hopefully someone special and bills.
What makes you laugh the most? Being with friends, playing with dogs and too much alcohol (a.k.a., “Giggly Scott”).
Where's your phone? In my pocket…and it’s set to vibrate so please call me!
What can you hear right now? Pandora streaming “Gold Dust Woman” by Fleetwood Mac.
Favorite colors? Black, blue and maroon (I look best in those colors).
Favorite song? “In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel, it completely sums up how I feel when I’m in love with someone.
Favorite tv show? Overall I’d have to say Battlestar Galactica given how frickin’ amazingly good it was, but currently I’ve gotten into Burn Notice.
Do you smoke? No and it’s a vile habit that I really wish some people I know would quit.
Drink? Definitely, but rarely to excess.
Out of the whole alphabet...how many people have you kissed? Does anyone seriously keep an accurate count of that?
Are you doing anything besides this survey? Researching some government agencies for work, but otherwise nothing critical.
What's the closest blue object to you? My Corgi 1/48 scale 1970 Batmobile replica sitting on my desk.
VH1 or MTV? I don’t really watch either.
What holiday is closest to your birthday? I want to say Halloween because it’s cool, but Columbus Day is actually closer. It’s a lame holiday, but at least it’s for a fellow Italian.
Nickelodeon or Disney? Neither.
Favorite superhero? I think everyone knows it’s Batman.
What do you do when you get upset? Yell and usually go for a long walk.
Would you ever go on a reality dating show? I want to say no, but I’m sure someone could eventually offer me enough money to convince me to do it.
What/who completes you? My family.
What's the biggest misconception people have about you? Hmm…I don’t know, I’m pretty straightforward with them so I don’t think they have any about me.
Does flying scare you? It’s not the flight that bothers me, it’s the landing.
Do you like to spoon? Absolutely…and I’m now accepting applications for partners.
What do you look for in a gf? Good humor, laidback, independent, quirky and cute helps, too.
Do you like drama? Nope, but I sometimes it’s fun to sit back and watch it happen among some of my friends…I think it’s a little bit of “living vicariously” through them since things for me are pretty dull for me at the moment.
Craziest rumor you've heard about yourself? I heard some very interesting things my ex-girlfriend has said about me and I can’t believe I misjudged how vindictively imaginative she can be.
Can you be faithful for more than 5 months? I’m a very loyal boyfriend – seriously, I’ve never cheated on anyone in my life.
Favorite candy? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
Favorite beverage? Coffee, tea and wine.
Nintendo, Xbox, or Playstation? Believe it or not, the one and only game system I ever owned was an Atari 2600, though several friends have the Wii and I’m seriously tempted to get one now.
Are you wearing anything that doesn't belong to you? Nope.
Wierdest place you've woken up? One of the Virginia Tech astronomical observatories (my then girlfriend was the President of the Astronomy Club and we…uhm…”christened” the place the night before).
What will you be doing in an hour? Surfing the web.
Plans for the week? Going for a long motorcycle ride on Saturday, a wine festival Sunday afternoon/evening and next week will just be more time in the office. Can you stand the excitement?
Do you always eat healthy? No, but I’ve definitely cut down on the amount of junk food I used to eat.
Are you getting bored? A little, but things are slow these days.
How big of a badass are you? I’ve had several friends tell me that I’m probably the last person they would ever want to have angry at them…make what you will of that.
2. The Ed-d focusing screen I got for my EOS 5 has grid lines as advertised, but apparently doesn't have nice little light-up autofocus point indicators like the standard screen. The spots still kind of light up, just not as well.
(I am, however, digging the Nikon N90 I got in the same package)
In one of my most paranoid states, I'm convinced I've got Alzheimers, especially when I forget important stuff like people's names or whether or if I fed the dogs while I was talking to a friend on the phone. My husband claims I say things I don't remember saying, which may be true or may be a clever way to get me to do things. But those worries go completely out the window when I recall various useless factoids when I visit Liquid Planet and get a double stamp on my frequent buyercard.
You see, I've been hired as a technical reviewer for a course. I have to admit that going through the course is a lot more interesting and fun than I thought it would be. You see, for the first time a bunch of useless information that has been rattling inside my brain is actually useful, and the fact that I can recall it and then look up the references on the web or in my books is kind of cool. Take Yersinia pestis, or, Bubonic Plague. The disease is simply fascinating, though I wouldn't want to contract it. Here are some factoids I know about it:
-- The Black Plague during the Middle Ages wiped out somewhere between 1/3 to 1/2 the population in areas, causing widespread labor shortages.
-- The labor shortages caused by the plague eventually ended feudalim and gave rise to democracy due to the rise of a middle class who earned wages and demanded higher payments. When you have a class of freemen with money and land, they start demanding more rights and greater equality.
-- The plague years peaked from 1348 to 1350, doing the worst damage, however, there have been about 100 other outbreaks of plague that were less widespread.
-- Dogs and other canines are resistant to plague; cats are not.
-- Some of the population has immunity to AIDS and smallpox and it has been theorized that the Black Death may have somehow naturally selected individuals because of a genetic variant.
-- Some have theorized that Black Death may not have been bubonic plague or may have been a combination of bubonic plague and other diseases such as anthrax.
-- Plague shows up routinely in praire dog colonies in Colorado.
-- Plague is transmitted through flea bites of the black rat.
-- It was called the "blue death" in Medieval times.
-- People didn't know what caused the plague during the "Black Death" and thought it had to do with bad air or vapors.
-- There are three forms of plague: the bulboe plague, the pneumatic plague and the septicemic plague. All will kill you in horrifying ways and your likeliness of survival without treatment is slim to none.
-- The Roman Catholic pope was sequestered with smoke and incense to ward off the bad vapors.
-- The flagellates were people who believed that god was punishing the world for sins, so they took to beating themselves with whips in the hopes to purify themselves.
See? This is all very interesting, and yet, worthless.
Unless you're doing reviews of material that mentions the Bubonic Plague

I hung clothes out on the line. When John tried to bring them in, this bird flew out of his pants. It's scared. Does anyone know what it is?
Edit: It has been out there for over an hour. And it is still breathing really fast. *worried*
"Mel Gibson will star in 'The Beaver' for director Jodie Foster...Gibson will play a depressed man who finds solace in wearing a beaver hand-puppet."
All I can say is.....WHAT?
Also, I just didn't feel like cooking. It's amazing how often that's the case lately and I think there's some inertia there -- when you haven't cooked in a while, it's harder to start again and you lose the ease with which you can just improvise recipes.
Anyway, that aside, and fighting my guilt at not "cooking" anything for my cooking day, I nonetheless headed to the grocery. I went to the fancypants place with the goal in mind of getting us some fancypants sandwiches that I always see there and a nice side salad. Unfortunately, they were out of fancypants sandwiches, so I had to improvise.
So, building on yesterday's cheese-and-preserves win, dinner today was a decent wedge of brie each with fig preserves, avocado/cucumber/carrot (IIRC? I could be screwing that up in my memory) sushi, and edamame salad, with mango lemonade. It was a bit pricey, but all of it was very nice. Much to my relief,
A brief review of Gothic Charm School on nypress.com. (clicky-link!)
The Gothic Charm School picnic at Green-Wood Cemetery in Time Out New York. (clicky-link!) (And another Time Out clicky-link!)
Okay, I know that Time Out is a kinda big deal, but I have no idea about nypress.com. Do any of you know? Info, peoples, give me info!
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Alllllllso, there is some exciting Gothic Charm School -related news that can be revealed, oh, next week-ish. Now I just need to find time to get more writing done!
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In other news, still coveting outrageously expensive Fluevog boots, drat it all.
Sue: "To stink is footy, to air divine."
Me: "I stink I saw a footy tat!"
I can't make any sense of what this new SoundExchange settlement actually means for DNA Lounge. Is someone going to come knocking on my door asking for an additional $25,000 per year because of our webcasts? Given that A) we are already paying ASCAP/SESAC/BMI for them, and B) the webcasts produce zero revenue. If you think you understand this crap, please explain it to me...
| And Soon It Will Destroy You.
To begin teaching the robot, the researchers stuck Einstein in front of a mirror and instructed the robot to "body babble" by contorting its face into random positions. A video camera connected to facial recognition software gave the robot feedback: When it made a movement that resembled a "real" expression, it received a reward signal. | |
From the press release, here's the info on the two models:
"Not your primitive primate, Prime-8 mimics the way boys play. Prime-8's intense interactivity is powered by a battery of sensors that allow him to respond to people and his environment. Outbound sight and sound sensors help Prime-8 maneuver around obstacles, respond to questions with grunts and growls, and express himself. A fast-paced, powerful and fun gorilla robot with a strong personality, his personality radically transforms from a friendly, funny gorilla with warm blue eyes to a ‘Gone Bananas!' robot, beating the floor and roaring from the top of his lungs, with circuits crackling and furious red eyes."
Uh, yeah, that's exactly how I played when I was a kid. Always with the roaring and beating the floor unpredictably. Anyway. That's the model for boys. (It's yellow, btw.) The model for girls:
"On the other end of the robot spectrum is Penbo, an adorable interactive and waddling penguin robot who surprises little girls when she lays an egg. When the egg is opened, out comes Bebe - a tiny baby penguin that will chirp and communicate with its mother. Penbo is aware of her surroundings, loves to dance, plays games and talks with Baby in Penguish, her own language; she responds to touch with blinking eyes, flapping wings, and cooing sounds and is a perfect robot companion for little girls to nurture."
(Oh, Penbo is pink. But I imagine you guessed that.)
From the article text, it also seems that Prime-8 has a remote control that will allow you to take some control over it, whereas Penbo does not, but responds to the baby, so if you move the baby around, Penbo will try to find it.
Um. Yeah. Anyway, the actual press footage makes them look really dull, but what struck me about the language they use is that they not only made separate versions, but they envision boys and girls as "on the other end of the spectrum" from each other, which just seems to reinforce the idea that boys and girls (and presumably men and women) are *so* different as to be pretty much 100% distinct animals -- an idea which irks me a lot. It also reinforces, obviously, the idea that gender completely predicts play style and behaviour, which also irks me.
Anyway, if you want to check them out yourself, you can do so here and here.
Page 145 of Family Man now online!
Better late than never! Here’s this week’s page of Family Man: relative calm as compared to the frenzy of new information that’s appeared over the last few updates. Still plenty of mystery, though. As always.
Also of note with this update – I’ve switched over my online store services to Shopify, and have added some items, including the first ever piece of Family Man merchandise.
I’ve developed a great relationship with a local printer, who does wonderfully faithful giclee (high-end digital inkjet) art prints – they’ve done such a great job with prints from the Lady Parts show that my only problem has been keeping them in stock.
So I’ve decided to start offering an experimental print-on-demand service for all the pages of Family Man to date.
If there’s a page you’ve really enjoyed and would like to have in a frame-ready physical form at the original size I drew it – 9×12 (or bigger, for that famous library page!), you can now buy it from me, and I will run over to the printer and ask him to please calibrate and print it just for you.
I’m starting things off at the low-low price of $25 per page (on archival paper, $40 on fancy watercolor paper). It’s safe to say the price probably won’t drop anytime soon, so here’s your chance to get in on this before I decide it’s a big ole hassle!
Oh yeah, also, those chicken stickers are still at the store. Never gonna stop pushing these. I love them so.
{wp version}A few people make widgets like this that expect wall power, which I might just go with and then use an inverter to give it the power it expects.
I want to be able to turn on my Prius and play music and podcasts from my iPhone through its speakers without having to fiddle around with wires, you see. Ideally in such a way that it doesn't steal the handsfree profile from my Prius.
Just thought i'd share the joy:)
PS. The cute messed with my head. fixed those mistakes now;)
Unix experience (Solaris on Sparc preferred but others will work if you are willing to learn the peculiarities of solaris)
good shell scripting abilities
good at environment maintenance
oracle DB experience (once again or willing to learn :) )
understanding of programming concepts (can pick up code and at least figure out what the programmer thought they were doing)
windows admin experience (not afraid to update windows apps on servers and run tools and applications from them, can do or willing to learn basic win admin skills if you don't have them currently)
other skills that would be useful :)
good documentation skills
C, C++, java or perl programming skills
Loadrunner experience (or willingness to learn Loadrunner)
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My team is located in the Bothell, Wa area, and we are the performance test team for the consumer side of a large telecommunications company, the contract would most likely be contract to perm, if you are with an agency already that we deal with that would be great, if not, you would need to be willing to go through one of them.
the official position is performance test engineer, I am looking to replace someone we lost recently :(
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resumes would be great to get! geoffr at zipcon dot net
Here's the recipe I created for my very favorite birthday cake. It started out as an "I'm broke" experiment which turned out to be a lemon angel torte over 20 years ago, and has evolved several times since then.
Damiana's Citrus Angel Torte
Angel food cake, either 1 tube or 2 loaf pans
Citrus filling (below)
3-4 cups whipped cream or whipped topping
Fresh raspberries, mango, kiwi, etc. sliced or mashed as appropriate
Dark chocolate, to shave over finished cake
Filling
1 ½ cups sugar
4 tbsp corn starch
dash of salt
1 ½ cups cold water
4 beaten egg yolks
2 tsp citrus zest (orange, lemon, lime)
2 tbsp lemon juice
2 tbsp orange juice concentrate
1 tbsp key lime juice
1 tbsp mango juice
2 tsp margarine or butter
Combine all ingredients except for margarine/butter in a small saucepan. Cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until bubbly, then cook 1 minute more. Stir in margarine or butter. Cover surface with waxed paper; cool.
Mix ½ of cooled filling with whipped topping. Slice angel food cake horizontally into 4 layers. Spread ½ of remaining filling on first layer, spoon on mashed fresh raspberries or other fruit, cover with second layer of cake. Spread whipped topping mixture on second layer, add sliced kiwi or other fruit, cover with third layer. Spread remaining filling and more raspberries on third layer and cover with fourth layer. Frost entire cake with remaining whipped topping mixture, then shave dark chocolate over cake. Chill until ready to serve.
Note: if you use fat-free whipped topping, the entire cake has about 12 grams of fat. Whipped topping seems to work better with this cake than whipped cream, as the cream tends to feel too heavy in conjunction with the rest of the cake.
So, this post makes sure I know exactly which side of that line I'm on, by indulging myself still further and asking... if you see anything I've missed, what is it?
Simple, delicious, healthy (moreso than most anything else I eat) salmon steak recipie: get a salmon steak (we use the Kirkland brand pre-packaged slabs from Costco). Defrost it (if necessary). Put it in a shallow dish. 1/2 cover with a combination of water, lemon juice, and spices to taste (I use a healthy splash of Liquid Garlic from Pasta & Co, because MMMM GARLIC). Cover dish lightly, with a bit of plastic wrap, a lid, whatever. Stick in the microwave at 60% power level and cook for 3.45 minutes (adjust power level and cooking time for desired cookedness). Remove; allow to cool slightly (this may be the most difficult step); OMNOMNOMNOM. I realize this may be anywhere from mind-numbingly simplistic to painfully slapdash for people who regularly cook their own food. I am a kitchen n00b; for me, this is just right - manageable, and produces something tastier than Bachelor Chow.
Which reminds me: I need to make a Bachelor Chow userpic for posts like this. Bachelor Chow - now with flavor!
The interviewer expressed frustration that the instructions received in such a case were the same as the instructions we've been getting all along: Wash your hands frequency for at least a certain duration, use hand sanitizer if you have it, cover coughs and sneezes, etc., etc.
The doctor said that yes, all of the science shows that all of the basic measures they have been re-iterating the whole time that anybody can do -- the simple, regular things -- are the very best things for helping to stop the spread of influenza.
The interviewer recognized this, but then suggested with a tone of genuinely concerned dissatisfaction and disappointment, that we *should* be able to do better.
The doctor began to talk about how everybody wants a fancypants high-tech device or drug or whatever, but those simple methods actually do work best and work very well and the science is clear on that, but the issue got swept past and the conversation turned.
I was really intrigued by the "We should be able to do better." I mean, the doctor had said more than once that those methods, if followed stringently, *do* work very well. However, it became clear through the exchange that it was the reporter's belief that because these techniques were simple and low-tech they were therefore fundamentally half-assed and couldn't possibly be real medicine, or truly effective medicine.
The priviledging of high-tech solutions and things that feel more "sciencey" is nothing new, but it was a compelling example, especially since the doctor kept on using phrases that directly used the word "science" and said that the science showed that these were not only the most effective techniques, but followed stringently were very effective techniques. And the reporter would acknowledge those phrases, but go right on talking as if without something that reads to the general public like science-magic, it just couldn't possibly actually be effective.
The other angle, which wasn't considered at all in the discussion but struck me as curious, is the idea that there *must* be a more effective technique or technology or system or drug or machine lying in the wings to be deployed in the aftermath of verified cases which is not being given out or even mentioned to the general public, and also the idea that it would be *comforting* to know after a child had died (which was the case in one of the cases they were discussing) that there were better ways to prevent infection that the hospitals and government agencies hadn't bothered to tell people about or provide *before* the child had died. I don't think that I'd find that comforting at all.
Editor’s Note – this post is completely ripped off of Brady’s post on the Ignite main site.
Scott Berkun is a great public speaker. He travels the country speaking on project management, innovation, design and lately on how to speak. As an offshoot in his research on his upcoming book he put together this Ignite talk on Why and How to Speak.
He’s summarized the talk in this excellent blog post on Speaker Confessions (where he’s chronicling his new book):
- 300 seconds kicks ass. This is super short, which means it’s easy to practice . There is no excuse for not practicing until it feels good. It also means you have to be tight in your points. 300 seconds equals 10 television commercials. You can make great points in a short time if you refine your thoughts. The entire sermon on the mount can be read in about 5 minutes and The Gettysburg address takes about 2 and a half minutes.
- Figure out your points before you make slides. Talking about something for five minutes is easy – really, give it a shot once or twice before you make a slide – it will help you sort out what you want to say. You only need Four or five solid points to go 5 minutes. And practice with a timer before you make a slide. You’ll quickly discover how unlikely it is to run out of things to say during an ignite talk.
- It is ok to breathe. There is no law that says you must fill every second with talking. When you practice, practice breathing. Take a moment between points. Like whitespace in visual design it’s the pauses that make what you do say stand out clearly. Give yourself a slide or two that’s for just for catching up and taking a breath.
- Pick strong stories and big themes. What do you love? What do you hate? What is the best advice anyone ever gave you? Pick stories with big themes, since they require less introduction. What are the 5 most important things to know about X that no one talks about? The stronger the topic & title the easier the work is. Top 10 lists can work, but making 10 points is extremely hard – aim for 5 or 6.
He’s got several more points at his site.
http://www.canow.org/canoworg/2009/07/m
Hopefully, this one won't get me fired.
http://www.canow.org/canoworg/2009/07/m
Not what many of you are imagining.
It's TROLL SEASON on Polimicks. They've found my rape posts. And yes, every woman they know falsely accuses every man she ever dates of rape, ever, just for funsies...
This premise leads me to believe:
A. That maybe someone likes the crazy chicks.
Or...
B. That if someone and all of his friends are always getting accused of rape, then maybe, just maybe, they're assholes who rape but don't think there's anything wrong with what they're doing because (insert asshole reason here "She owed me," "Look at what she was wearing," "She was drinking").
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